if Im meekus you’re definitely Rufus
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
OK, I’ll be Rufus, but Julia has to be Brint.
“Uh, Earth to Brint, I was making a joke.”
“Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay, I knew that!”
And, come on, who DOESN’T want to be Alexander Skarsgard? He’s a hotter vampire than any of those lame vampire boys you like!
Yeah, I JUST WENT THERE! Eat it! Bhahahaha!

I could slap you right now JONI! IAN SOMERHALDER IS A BEAUTIUL MAN!!!!! and YES Julia will be BRINT!
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline...

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