A Review of “The Vow”, in bullet points: 

  • I do not care about Channing Tatum’s face or bum, and frankly I’ve seen enough of both for one night.
  • That being said, he has adorable freckles on his shoulders.
  • Rachel McAdams wore terrible clothes a lot, except for when she was wearing a grown-up version of Regina George’s wardrobe.
  • I didn’t hate it, but I spent the first half hour really trying to.
  • In my mind I kept yelling: CHANNING! ENUNCIATE! OPEN YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE WIDER! THE WORDS WILL COME OUT CLEARER! 
  • First I was excited that Sam Neill was in it, but then he was a dick.
  • Same with Scott Speedman.
  • There was a kitty.
  • I did tear up, tbh, but not nearly as much as everyone else in the theatre, according to the snifflefest.
  • The funniest thing was ONE SCENE, Channing says something really sad and emotional - ALL THE WOMEN CRY - and then NEXT SCENE, Channing is shirtless, and ALL THE WOMEN GASP/SIGH/ORGASM! Bahahaha! I died!
  • All in all, Channing Tatum wins the Most Improved Student Award, because he was actually endearing and likeable in this, and I was not expecting that at all!

and the most important thing you need to know about my experience watching “The Vow”, is that I was in a two-screen theatre, and we could faintly hear the bombs from “War Horse” from time to time.

I cried out for Benedict Cumberbatch every time.

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posted 3 months ago
  1. blissfully-imperfect said: So its not bad? I want to go to “safe house” tomorrow night but all my friends want “The Vow!” (I always lose) so apparently tomorrow I’m seeing it … and have you seen War Horse?! its really good!!! :)
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