one photoset per episode: threesome 1x01, “Pregnant”

“And I mean this from the bottom of my heart: you would be a truly terrible mother.”

“Oh honey. And you know you’d be a really shit dad.”

“What are you?”

Posterior Portraits; Doctor Who, Rory Williams.

It’s hard being at the farm and not having wireless internet, but I’m going to go work on some more posterior portraits.

Any character requests?

My 60 Favourite Characters (in alphabetical order): Charlotte, Lost in Translation (Scarlett Johansson).

“I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses… taking pictures of your feet.”

My 60 Favourite Characters (in alphabetical order): Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild (Emile Hirsch).

“I’m gonna be all the way out there, all the way fucking out there. Just on my own. You know, no fucking watch, no map, no axe, no nothing. No nothing! Just be out there. Just be out there in it. You know, big mountains, rivers, sky, game. Just be out there in it, you know? In the wild.”

Mark Oldershaw, Men’s Kayak Sprint.

Team Canada: Mark Oldershaw, Canoe/Kayak Sprint

Team Germany: Men’s Gymnastics

in which Tom Hardy plays the perfect man (and you can see his whole face) for 97 minutes. Other stuff happens, but it doesn’t matter…

Posterior Portraits; Skins, Tony Stonem.

Posterior Portraits; Luther, Justin Ripley.